Editor's picks

“
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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— Robert Anson Heinlein

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.”

— Robert Anson Heinlein

“While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”

— Roger Zelazny

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.”

— Lin Yutang

“Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.”

— Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.”

— Socrates

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.”

— Aristotle Onassis

“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”

— Aristotle Onassis

“I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors.”

— Aristotle Onassis

“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

— Isaac Newton

“Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.”

— Isaac Newton

“War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.”

— Thomas Mann

“I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.”

— Martin Luther King

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

— Martin Luther King

“Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.”

— Martin Luther King

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

— Martin Luther King

“We think too much and feel too little.”

— Charlie Chaplin

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!”

— Charlie Chaplin

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”

— Charlie Chaplin

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

— Charlie Chaplin

“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.”

— Thomas Alva Edison

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

— Douglas Adams

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.”

— Terry Pratchett

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

— Terry Pratchett

“In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”

— Terry Pratchett

“
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
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— Terry Pratchett