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 quotes - <p> Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.</p> Share

 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

 quotes - Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. Share

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.”

“While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.”

 quotes - If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. Share

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.”

“Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.”

 quotes - Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand Share

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand”

 quotes - I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. Share

“I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.”

 quotes - The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows. Share

“The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.”

 quotes - It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. Share

“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.”

 quotes - I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. Share

“I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors.”

 quotes - If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. Share

“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

 quotes - Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Share

“Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.”

 quotes - War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. Share

“War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.”

“I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.”

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

 quotes - Let no man pull you low enough to hate him. Share

“Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.”

 quotes - In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Share

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”

 quotes - We think too much and feel too little. Share

“We think too much and feel too little.”

 quotes - To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it! Share

“To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!”

 quotes - Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. Share

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.”

 quotes - A day without laughter is a day wasted. Share

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

 quotes - To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Share

“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.”

 quotes - Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Share

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

 quotes - The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. Share

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.”

“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”

 quotes - Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. Share

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

“In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.”

 quotes - Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove. Share

“Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.”

 quotes - <p>It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.</p> Share

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.