fun quotes

“
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
”

— Robert Anson Heinlein

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

— Albert Einstein

“I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.”

— Thomas Alva Edison

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.”

— Pablo Picasso

“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”

— Helen Hayes

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”

— Albert Einstein

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”

— Mitch Hedberg

“We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.”

— Winston Churchill

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

— Woody Allen

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

“
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
”

— Robert Anson Heinlein

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”

— Rudyard Kipling

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”

— Mignon McLaughlin

“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'”

— William Seward Burroughs

“Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ”

— Marilyn Monroe

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

— Douglas Adams

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

— Margaret Mead

“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. ”

— Marilyn Monroe

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“Taste cannot be controlled by law.”

— Thomas Jefferson

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ”

— Winston Churchill

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

— Ambrose Bierce

“We have the best government that money can buy.”

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. ”

— Franz Kafka

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”

— Joseph Addison

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

— John Barrymore

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

— Fran Lebowitz

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.”

— Douglas Adams

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

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