fun quotes

Fun quotes - <p> Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.</p>

 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Fun quotes - God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”

Fun quotes - A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”

Fun quotes - After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'”

Fun quotes - Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

“Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ”

Fun quotes - Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

Fun quotes - Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Fun quotes - I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.

“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. ”

Fun quotes - Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”

Fun quotes - Taste cannot be controlled by law.

“Taste cannot be controlled by law.”

Fun quotes - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ”

Fun quotes - Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

Fun quotes - We have the best government that money can buy.

“We have the best government that money can buy.”

Fun quotes - Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

Fun quotes - God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them.

“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. ”

Fun quotes - Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”

Fun quotes - You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

Fun quotes - Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

Fun quotes - I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.”

Fun quotes - A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

Fun quotes - Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.

“Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.”

Fun quotes - I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.”

Fun quotes - Life is one long process of getting tired.

“Life is one long process of getting tired.”

Fun quotes - My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

Fun quotes - The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”

Fun quotes - We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.

“We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.”

Fun quotes - There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

“There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.”

Fun quotes - I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.

“I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.”

Fun quotes - Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

Fun quotes - When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”