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“
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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— Robert Anson Heinlein
“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
— Rudyard Kipling
“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”
— Mignon McLaughlin
“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'”
— William Seward Burroughs
“Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ”
— Marilyn Monroe
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
— Douglas Adams
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
— Margaret Mead
“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. ”
— Marilyn Monroe
“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
“Taste cannot be controlled by law.”
— Thomas Jefferson
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ”
— Winston Churchill
“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
— Ambrose Bierce
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
— Mark Twain
“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. ”
— Franz Kafka
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”
— Joseph Addison
“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”
— John Barrymore
“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”
— Fran Lebowitz
“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.”
— Douglas Adams
“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
— Yogi Berra
“Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.”
— Sigmund Freud
“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.”
— Marilyn Monroe
“Life is one long process of getting tired.”
— Samuel Butler
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
— Rodney Dangerfield
“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”
— John Kenneth Galbraith
“We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.”
— Virginia Satir
“There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.”
— Ken Venturi
“I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.”
— Lucy Liu
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
— Mark Twain
“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”
— William Shakespeare
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