fun quotes

“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.”

— Cate Blanchett

“When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.”

— Joe DiMaggio

“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

“If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.”

— Marlene Dietrich

“In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.”

— Marlene Dietrich

“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”

— Albert Schweitzer

“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”

— Richard Dawkins

“If you rest, you rust.”

— Helen Hayes

“Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”

— Elbert Hubbard

“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”

— Andy Rooney

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. ”

— Marilyn Monroe

“Time is bunk.”

— Douglas Adams

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”

— Winston Churchill

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ”

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

— George Carlin

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

— Douglas Adams

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

— Groucho Marx

“A good deed never goes unpunished.”

“Originality is really important. ”

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”

— Edgar Allan Poe

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

— Douglas Adams

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.”

— Andy Rooney

“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty. ”

— John Lennon

“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”

“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. ”

— Winston Churchill

“In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.”

— Winston Churchill

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

— Napoleon Bonaparte

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