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Funny quotes - <p> The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'</p>

 The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

Funny quotes - I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

Funny quotes - Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”

Funny quotes - Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them.

“Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them.”

Funny quotes - Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

Funny quotes - Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

Funny quotes - A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

Funny quotes - Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

“Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.”

Funny quotes - My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

Funny quotes - It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

Funny quotes - I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”

Funny quotes - When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

Funny quotes - Guns are bad, I tell you.

“Guns are bad, I tell you.”

Funny quotes - I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”

Funny quotes - I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”

Funny quotes - Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.

“Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.”

“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. ”

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ”

“You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. ”

“I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ”

“I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.”

“It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.”

“It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.”

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

“You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.”

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

“'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.”

“I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”