laugh quotes

“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. ”

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.”

“With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.”

“It is a strange enterprise to make respectable people laugh.”

“Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain”

“When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. ”

“But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.”

“Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.”

“Never laugh at those who suffer; suffer sometimes those who laugh.”

Laugh quotes - If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?

“If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?”

“We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all. ”

“People think our music's very aggressive or angry or whatever, and it's just the opposite, really... I like laughing. And I like being really calm before a show, and smiley.”

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

“People expect me to cry, but I always laugh when things go wrong. ”

“There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. ”

“I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater. ”

“When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. ”

“My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.”

“Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.”

“My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.”

“Economic medicine that was previously meted out by the cupful has recently been dispensed by the barrel. These once unthinkable dosages will almost certainly bring on unwelcome after-effects. Their precise nature is anyone's guess, though one likely consequence is an onslaught of inflation.”

“One hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.”

“We don't laugh because we're happy - we're happy because we laugh.”

“You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”

“Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.”

“It's time to end the cruel slaughter of whales and leave these magnificent creatures alone.”

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

“I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.”

“What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.”

“I loved to make people laugh in high school, and then I found I loved being on stage in front of people. I'm sure that's some kind of ego trip or a way to overcome shyness. I was very kind of shy and reserved, so there's a way to be on stage and be performing and balance your life out.”