John Barrymore quotes

 quotes - Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? Share

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. Share

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. Share

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. Share

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. Share

“You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. Share

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. Share

“The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. Share

“In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. Share

“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”

— John Barrymore

 quotes - You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. Share

“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”

— John Barrymore

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”

— John Barrymore

“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”

— John Barrymore

“When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.”

— John Barrymore

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”

— John Barrymore