Robert Anson Heinlein quotes

 quotes - <p> They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.</p> Share

 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 quotes - The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. Share

“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.”

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 quotes - <p> Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.</p> Share

 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 quotes - <p> May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.</p> Share

 May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 quotes - Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. Share

“Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done.”

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Never insult anyone by accident.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

— Robert Anson Heinlein

 Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

— Robert Anson Heinlein