Steve Martin
"When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy."
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Top Steve Martin Quotes
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"