Steve Martin
"When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was."
read more Steve Martin quotes
Top Steve Martin Quotes
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"