witty quotes

Witty quotes - I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. Share

“I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.”

Witty quotes - Necessity... the mother of invention. Share

“Necessity... the mother of invention. ”

Witty quotes - Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast. Share

“Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very fast.”

“A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.”

“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.”

“If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.”

“Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.”

“Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.”

“Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true.”

Witty quotes - First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. Share

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

Witty quotes - What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly. Share

“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.”

Witty quotes - Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. Share

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. ”

Witty quotes - War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Share

“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”

Witty quotes - Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. Share

“Pleasure and action make the hours seem short.”

Witty quotes - Truth is subject to too much analysis. Share

“Truth is subject to too much analysis.”

Witty quotes - Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets. Share

“Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets.”

Witty quotes - Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism. Share

“Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.”

Witty quotes - Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Share

“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”

Witty quotes - To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. Share

“To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.”

Witty quotes - People fall in love for mysterious reasons. Share

“People fall in love for mysterious reasons.”

Witty quotes - I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. Share

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”

Witty quotes - The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month. Share

“The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.”