Phyllis Diller

"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. "

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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? "

"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. "

"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. "

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