Steve Martin
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
read more Steve Martin quotes
Top Steve Martin Quotes
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"