Patrick Jake O Rourke

Patrick Jake O Rourke - Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

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Top Patrick Jake O Rourke Quotes

"Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."

"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."

"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich."

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it."

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

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