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Rita Rudner
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"
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Rita Rudner quotes
Top Rita Rudner Quotes
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."