Ron White

Ron White - I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

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Top Ron White Quotes

"The next time you have a thought... let it go."

"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."

"I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow."

"People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic."

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

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