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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
Top Woody Allen Quotes
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on."
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
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