Yogi Berra quotes

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“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

— Yogi Berra

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“The future ain't what it used to be.”

— Yogi Berra

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“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

— Yogi Berra

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“If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.”

— Yogi Berra

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”

— Yogi Berra

“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.”

— Yogi Berra

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

— Yogi Berra

“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”

— Yogi Berra

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

— Yogi Berra

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”

— Yogi Berra

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

“I never said most of the things I said.”

— Yogi Berra

“You can observe a lot by just watching.”

— Yogi Berra

“It ain't over till it's over.”

— Yogi Berra

“You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.”

— Yogi Berra

“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”

— Yogi Berra

“It's like deja-vu, all over again.”

— Yogi Berra

“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”

— Yogi Berra

“When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.”

— Yogi Berra

“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.”

— Yogi Berra

“I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.”

— Yogi Berra

“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”

— Yogi Berra

“If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.”

— Yogi Berra

“It gets late early out there.”

— Yogi Berra

“He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.”

— Yogi Berra

“There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.”

— Yogi Berra

“I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.”

— Yogi Berra

“I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.”

— Yogi Berra

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”

— Yogi Berra

“You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.”

— Yogi Berra
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