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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Top Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
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