Andy Rooney
"Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys."
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"Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
"People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."