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"I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it."
Top Rita Rudner Quotes
"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'"
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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