Charlie Sheen quotes

“Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”

— Charlie Sheen

“There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.”

— Charlie Sheen

“The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”

— Charlie Sheen

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.”

— Charlie Sheen

“The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.”

— Charlie Sheen

“Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.”

— Charlie Sheen

“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.”

— Charlie Sheen

“What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.”

— Charlie Sheen

“When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.”

— Charlie Sheen

“I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.”

— Charlie Sheen