trouble quotes

Trouble quotes - Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. Share

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

 All my pictures are built around the idea of getting in trouble and so giving me the chance to be desperately serious in my attempt to appear as a normal little gentleman.

Trouble quotes - Well, I'm working all the time to stay out of trouble! Share

“Well, I'm working all the time to stay out of trouble! ”

Trouble quotes - The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. Share

“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. ”

Trouble quotes - Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. Share

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.”

Trouble quotes - I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Share

“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”

Trouble quotes - It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Share

“It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.”

“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.”

Trouble quotes - The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. Share

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.”

Trouble quotes - May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you. Share

“May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“There will be no end to the troubles of states, or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world, or till those we now call kings and rulers really and truly become philosophers, and political power and philosophy thus come into the same hands.”

 A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

“The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.”

“Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.”

“Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.”

“Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.”

“To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill.”

“Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.”

“All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future, and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.”

“Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.”

“I don't think necessity is the mother of invention. Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness - to save oneself trouble.”

“I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.”

“I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.”

“The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.”

Trouble quotes - Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind. Share

“Happiness is not being pained in body or troubled in mind.”

“All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.”

“Man has, as it were, become a kind of prosthetic God. When he puts on all his auxiliary organs, he is truly magnificent; but those organs have not grown on him and they still give him much trouble at times.”

“The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.”

“This is the mark of a really admirable man: steadfastness in the face of trouble.”