house quotes

“There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.”

— Eleanor Roosevelt

“The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.”

— Eleanor Roosevelt

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”

— George Carlin

“Maybe I am not very human - what I wanted to do was to paint sunlight on the side of a house.”

— Edward Hopper

“What I wanted to do was to paint sunlight on the side of a house.”

— Edward Hopper

“There is a sort of elation about sunlight on the upper part of a house.”

— Edward Hopper

“I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down.”

— Kim Kardashian

“I always say you shouldn't weigh yourself. I don't even have a set of scales in my house.”

— Kim Kardashian

“We're news junkies in my house.”

— Stephen King

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

— Stephen King

“I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”

— John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House.”

— John Fitzgerald Kennedy

“Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.”

— Immanuel Kant

“You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.”

— Rush Limbaugh

“So much value has been lost in the housing market that people are now buying. If there's any activity in the housing market, it's because values have plummeted to such depths that the 47% can now afford to live in a government-purchased house, or something like that.”

— Rush Limbaugh

“The Obama camp, the White House, and the media all condemned Romney before they condemned the attacks. Obama thought it more worthwhile to hit Romney for what he was doing than the terrorists for what they did. Romney got hit first.”

— Rush Limbaugh

“Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?”

— Rush Limbaugh

“I want to reform the tax code so that it's simple, fair, and asks the wealthiest households to pay higher taxes on incomes over $250,000 - the same rate we had when Bill Clinton was president; the same rate we had when our economy created nearly 23 million new jobs, the biggest surplus in history, and a lot of millionaires to boot.”

— Barack Obama

“Since I'm the president and Democrats have controlled the House and the Senate, it's understandable that people are saying, you know, 'What have you done?'”

— Barack Obama

“What I worry about would be that you essentially have two chambers, the House and the Senate, but you have simply, majoritarian, absolute power on either side. And that's just not what the founders intended.”

— Barack Obama

“A house without books is like a room without windows. No man has a right to bring up his children without surrounding them with books, if he has the means to buy them. Horace Mann Children, Means, Books Education then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men, the balance-wheel of the social machinery.”

— Horace Mann

“You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and your house paid off.”

— Joel Osteen

“You should see what our Founding Fathers used to say to each other and in the early part of our nation. But what they were able to do, especially in Philadelphia in 1787, four months, they argued about what a House should be, what a Senate should be, the power of the president, the Congress, the Supreme Court. And they had to deal with slavery.”

— Colin Powell

“I don't want to transform America. I want to restore to America the economic values of freedom and opportunity and limited government that has made us the powerhouse of the world.”

— Mitt Romney

“I want you to remember when our White House reflected the best of who we are, not the worst of what Europe has become.”

— Mitt Romney

“For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly all other forms of success and achievement lose their importance by comparison.”

— Theodore Roosevelt

“Today, we're very dependent on cheap energy. We just take it for granted - all the things you have in the house, the way industry works.”

“I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“People are constantly asking Portia and me if we are going to have children. We thought about it. We love to be around children after they've been fed and bathed. But we ultimately decided that we don't want children of our own. There is far too much glass in our house.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.”

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