George Burns quotes

“I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.”

— George Burns

“I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.”

— George Burns

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”

— George Burns

“I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”

— George Burns

“How can I die? I'm booked.”

— George Burns

“I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.”

— George Burns

“If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.”

— George Burns

“It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.”

— George Burns

“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”

— George Burns