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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Top Henny Youngman Quotes
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
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