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Fun quotes - Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.”

Fun quotes - A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

Fun quotes - Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ”

Fun quotes - I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. ”

Fun quotes - Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.”

Fun quotes - When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.”

Fun quotes - Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.

“Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.”

Fun quotes - Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

Fun quotes - No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

Fun quotes - Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

“Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

Fun quotes - <p> They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.</p>

 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Fun quotes - Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

Fun quotes - I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.

“I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.”

Fun quotes - The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.”

Fun quotes - Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”

Fun quotes - Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”

Fun quotes - The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”

Fun quotes - We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.

“We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.”

Fun quotes - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

Fun quotes - Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”

Fun quotes - <p> Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.</p>

 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Fun quotes - God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”

Fun quotes - A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.

“A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.”

Fun quotes - After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

“After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'”

Fun quotes - Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.

“Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ”

Fun quotes - Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

Fun quotes - Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Fun quotes - I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful.

“I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. ”

Fun quotes - Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

“Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.”

Fun quotes - Taste cannot be controlled by law.

“Taste cannot be controlled by law.”

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