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“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.”
— Cate Blanchett
“When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.”
— Joe DiMaggio
“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”
— Benjamin Franklin
“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”
— John Wayne
“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”
— Yogi Berra
“If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.”
— Marlene Dietrich
“In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.”
— Marlene Dietrich
“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”
— Albert Schweitzer
“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”
— Richard Dawkins
“If you rest, you rust.”
— Helen Hayes
“Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”
— Elbert Hubbard
“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
— Andy Rooney
“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. ”
— Marilyn Monroe
“Time is bunk.”
— Douglas Adams
“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”
— Winston Churchill
“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ”
— Dr Seuss
“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
— George Carlin
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
— Douglas Adams
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
— Groucho Marx
“A good deed never goes unpunished.”
— Gore Vidal
“Originality is really important. ”
— Jim Carrey
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
— Edgar Allan Poe
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
— Douglas Adams
“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”
— Mark Twain
“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.”
— Andy Rooney
“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty. ”
— John Lennon
“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.”
— Mark Twain
“There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true. ”
— Winston Churchill
“In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.”
— Winston Churchill
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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