fun quotes

Fun quotes - Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.

“Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.”

Fun quotes - I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.”

Fun quotes - Life is one long process of getting tired.

“Life is one long process of getting tired.”

Fun quotes - My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

Fun quotes - The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”

Fun quotes - We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.

“We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.”

Fun quotes - There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.

“There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.”

Fun quotes - I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.

“I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.”

Fun quotes - Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

Fun quotes - When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.

“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”

Fun quotes - If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.

“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.”

Fun quotes - When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.

“When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.”

Fun quotes - He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”

Fun quotes - Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

Fun quotes - If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

Fun quotes - If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.

“If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.”

Fun quotes - In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.

“In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.”

Fun quotes - Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”

Fun quotes - By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”

Fun quotes - If you rest, you rust.

“If you rest, you rust.”

Fun quotes - Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

“Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”

Fun quotes - If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”

Fun quotes - Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.

“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. ”

Fun quotes - Time is bunk.

“Time is bunk.”

Fun quotes - I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”

Fun quotes - Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

“Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ”

Fun quotes - There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”

Fun quotes - Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

Fun quotes - Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

Fun quotes - A good deed never goes unpunished.

“A good deed never goes unpunished.”