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“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
— Steven Wright
“I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.”
— Steven Wright
“I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'”
— Steven Wright
“I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.”
— Steven Wright
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