funny quotes

“You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. ”

— Eminem

“I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ”

— Jim Carrey

“I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.”

— Audrey Hepburn

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.”

— Jimi Hendrix

“It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.”

— Jimi Hendrix

“It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.”

— Edward Hopper

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

— Stephen King

“You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.”

— Rush Limbaugh

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

— Steve Martin

“'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.”

— Steve Martin

“I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”

— Steve Martin

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”

— Steve Martin

“It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.”

— Bill Gates

“Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”

— Bill Cosby

“I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.”

— Angelina Jolie

“I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.”

— Angelina Jolie

funny quotes

“I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ”

“When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.”

“Guns are bad, I tell you.”

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.”

“I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”

“Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.”

“Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. ”

“From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ”

“You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough. ”

“I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ”

“I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.”

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.”

“It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.”

“It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start with, adding oil as I go along until the medium becomes pure oil. I use as little oil as I can possibly help, and that's my method.”

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

“You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.”

“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

“'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.”

“I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.”

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”

“It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.”

“Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.”

“Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.”

“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”

“I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.”

“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”

“I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.”

“I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.”