fun quotes

Fun quotes - Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? Share

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”

Fun quotes - Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Share

“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”

Fun quotes - If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. Share

“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.”

Fun quotes - Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. Share

“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”

Fun quotes - I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it. Share

“I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.”

Fun quotes - The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. Share

“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”

Fun quotes - <p>I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.</p> Share

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Fun quotes - Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Share

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.”

Fun quotes - Paris is always a good idea. Share

“Paris is always a good idea.”

Fun quotes - A day without laughter is a day wasted. Share

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

Fun quotes - Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. Share

“Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.”

Fun quotes - A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Share

“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”

Fun quotes - Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Share

“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? ”

Fun quotes - I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. Share

“I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught. ”

Fun quotes - Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. Share

“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.”

Fun quotes - When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Share

“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.”

Fun quotes - Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. Share

“Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.”

Fun quotes - Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Share

“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”

Fun quotes - No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Share

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

Fun quotes - Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. Share

“Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.”

Fun quotes - <p> They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.</p> Share

 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Fun quotes - Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Share

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

Fun quotes - I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. Share

“I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.”

Fun quotes - The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. Share

“The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.”

Fun quotes - Age is not important unless you're a cheese. Share

“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”

Fun quotes - Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. Share

“Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.”

Fun quotes - The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. Share

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”

Fun quotes - We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. Share

“We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm.”

Fun quotes - My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Share

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

Fun quotes - Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. Share

“Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.”