fun quotes

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ”

— Winston Churchill

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”

— Ambrose Bierce

“We have the best government that money can buy.”

“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“God gives the nuts, but he does not crack them. ”

— Franz Kafka

“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.”

— Joseph Addison

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

— John Barrymore

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

— Fran Lebowitz

“I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.”

— Douglas Adams

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

“Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.”

— Sigmund Freud

“I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.”

— Marilyn Monroe

“Life is one long process of getting tired.”

— Samuel Butler

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

— Rodney Dangerfield

“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”

— John Kenneth Galbraith

“We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.”

— Virginia Satir

“There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once.”

— Ken Venturi

“I think you just have to appreciate who you are and hopefully they can see what a superhero is about.”

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

“When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.”

— William Shakespeare

“If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously.”

— Cate Blanchett

“When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.”

— Joe DiMaggio

“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.”

“If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.”

“If there is a supreme being, he's crazy.”

— Marlene Dietrich

“In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact.”

— Marlene Dietrich

“Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”

— Albert Schweitzer

“By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.”

— Richard Dawkins

“If you rest, you rust.”

— Helen Hayes

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